All that I remember from last season is some guy dying and making the blonde girl very sad, and Grey cheats on somebody with somebody. You probably know what is going on. Don’t let me confuse you.

Izzie is the dizzy blonde girl who threw her bedridden fiancé a prom. Now her bedridden fiancé died suddenly, and she is a little crushed. The next day, she is still running around in her prom dress. It is very Dickens.

On no, a patient is sick and also leaking spinal fluid. That sounds like something you shouldn’t be leaking. Just like salt water.

There is also a trash can baby. That’s a baby you find in a trash can. They are not to be confused with the Garbage Pail Kids. In an odd coincidence, her name is Smelly Melanie.

Why is the plague such a hot medical drama plot? It’s very treatable now. None the less, a quarantine has been set up. Derek and wimpy guy are stuck together until the quarantine is over. They’ll probably talk about normal guy things, like the size of their urethra. That’s what girls look for in a guy, right?

Everybody is having flashbacks to when their lives changed forever. Grey meeting Derek. Derek’s wife cheating on him. The interns meeting at the hospital mixer. Mixers are a good place to change your life forever. Go ahead, murder the host of the party. You’ll see what I mean.

Derek and wimpy are okay, trash can baby is getting the help it needs, spinal fluid died, and Izzie finally got off the floor of the bathroom. Success!

A drunk Grey is mad at scruffy “attractive” doctor for some reason. Probably because he is married, didn’t tell her, and seduced her. Now that’s something to whine about. On your own time, not while on the job.

Oh no, now Grey has been assigned as “attractive” doctor’s intern. I’m not about to call him McDreamy, so forget that. Or maybe she hasn’t been assigned to him. It’s hard to eat, type, and pay attention to all of this whining at the same time.

I know interim chief of medicine shouldn’t be kissing interns. See? I could be a doctor. It’s not about book learning at all. Just don’t kiss interns and you’ll be a-okay.

Hey hey, my brain is getting better! Last night, it took me 40 minutes to realize that someone from Justice was also from Veronica Mars. Now it only took 27 minutes to realize that Joe, the bartender in Grey’s Anatomy, was the groom from My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancé. Man, as bad as reality TV can be, that show had me laughing every single week.

The doctors are cooling down the bartender’s body and stopping his heart so they have more time to open up his brain and find an aneurysm. I know exactly what is going on because they did it on House. Boy, House is awesome. I wish I was watching House.

Ah ha, I think Grey was assigned to “attractive” doctor’s separated wife. It’s starting to make sense now. Not that I care, but at least my ducks are in a row. It makes the ducks easier to shoot and roast on a spit.

“Attractive” doctor’s wife is the one that cheated on him. Grey, you were so wrong to judge and whine. Always whining. I need a few extra stomachs so I can properly break down and digest this roughage.

Oh no! Millie from Freaks and Geeks is dying on Grey’s Anatomy! There is also some fella who keeps having mini-seizures, but he says he is just psychic. That’s a great excuse. I’m going to use that when I get old. I didn’t mess my pants, I’m psychic.

Oh Grey, you should know better than to get hung up on a surgeon. They like too much excitement. Like bacon and sausage for breakfast! I mean, two pork sides for breakfast? That’s crazy?

All of the interns are having a bad day. Now I’m no doctor, but I would have to believe that there are more bad days than good in a hospital. I mean, just look at the food! Huh? Huh? I’m like one of those stand-up comics on the comedy channel with comedy.
Millie needs a new heart valve from a pig, but she is Jewish Orthodox. Weird, she was very strictly religious in Freaks and Geeks too. What boring typecasting.

There are too many characters in this show. Producers, please eliminate 12.

One patient has breast cancer and is pregnant. So either she dies and her baby lives, or her baby dies and she maybe also sorta dies. She could use a saving throw right about now. Where did I put my pocket protector?

Do you equate Pringles with everlasting love? I didn’t think so.

The news reporters love to say “a big jump at the pump” in regards to gas prices. If you want to be newsworthy, make sure your event can make a cute rhyme.

The interns of Grey’s Anatomy sure find a lot of time to sit around and discuss things. There are certainly people lounging around the waiting room for two hours. Get to it! Our GameBoys have a limited amount of battery power!