Like a hidden camera prank show gone terribly wrong, Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator catches prospective sexual predators. It is scary and entertaining at the same time. It is amazing, really.

If you haven’t seen the show before, an internet watchdog group sniffs out sexual predators in chat rooms. If the predators bite, then they invite them over to a fake house where the fake teen will be home alone. What the predator actually gets is an eyefull of Chris Hansen from Dateline. He then questions them before they are arrested by the cops.

The first guy caught has seen the Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator show before. Wow, and you keep chatting online with 13 year old girls? At least he is determined. Maybe he can use that determination to get a new record in license plate making.

There have been three military men caught in this investigation so far. One of them is a newlywed, married two full months. Come on now, after two months of marriage, everyone needs to have sex with an underage girl. Right?

I like when the guys try to bargain with Chris Hansen. “How about I go, lesson learned?” Do you think bank robbers try the same thing?

Lots of computer engineers. These are guys who, with the internet at their command, have gotten bored with pornography.

The next computer guy to come to the fake house is actually two guys. Why would you bring your friend along? That doesn’t even make sense!

I like the guys who send pictures of their genitals. Now I’m not a girl, but I know that the pickle and olives aren’t a pretty Thanksgiving side dish.

Oh no, the next guys is an oncologist. Dateline called him a cancer doctor because we are dumb. Not as dumb as this oncologist though.