American Idol is sitting down the remaining contestants one by one and telling them if they made it to the top 24 or not. Janis Joplin didn’t make it.

I should also thank you for not letting One Tree Hill win tonight. I appreciate it. You must be my valentine!

There are too many sad emotions this episode. This isn’t as fun as the cat fights or forgotten lyrics of last night.

Go Chris Sligh! He’s my favorite. There is something very off about him, and I appreciate it.

I am aware that you may be worried. It is okay, the beat boxer made it through. You can finally relax. Take a Tylenol PM, why not?

American Idol is on twice a week. This need not be. But fools watch it all. Think of all the time the wasted time wasted! 25 million people watching a half hour of results? That’s 12.5 million man hours wasted. Except when the results show is a whole hour long.

“Good looking out” means nothing! Don’t try and tell me it means “thanks” or “good luck” or any crap like that. It’s nonsense! You had better not start saying that. I will hear about it. And you know that GPS thinger in your phone? That’s how I will find you. With my knives.

And…Sundance Head went through. I have a feeling he will be gone soon enough. But what do I know? I am not a musicianologist.