Children take over the seats in tonight’s 1 vs 100. I’m ready to see some grownups get humiliated!

This first contestant thinks he is a hairy Jim Carrey. It’s really creepy. He’s totally going to molest all 100 children.

One girl didn’t know what a Wii was. She must be home schooled. And by “home” I mean “cave.”

This kids are doing terribly. 72% of them were knocked out after the first three questions. That is almost as hilarious as adult humiliation. Not like being spotted by your grandmother coming out of a strip club. That is a different kind of adult humiliation.

This dude is so cocky. You’re playing against children, dude. You’re flying too close to the sun on wings made out of the knowledge that Tom is the first person to be your friend on MySpace.

Cocky dude goes down! Bam. The Girls Scouts and the Boy Scouts share the same motto. The remaining kids won $18,000 each for knocking this jerk out. Good good good stuff.

The second round is not all kids. But D.L. Hughley doesn’t know what an aristocrat is. So if he ever has you trapped and you need to trick him, ask him what an aristocrat is.

D.L. Hughley just made a Hooked on Phonics joke. He needs to read a newspaper and update his references a little bit.

I got exactly what I wanted out of this half hour of TV. Humiliation!