This viewing of Smallville has been sponsored by superstar Wendy Horton. Hoorah for Wendy and her powerful monies.

This is rumored to be an exciting episode, with the Justice League making an appearance. There’s the Flash. What’s Clark’s first reaction? Try and punch him. That’s Superman in a nutshell for you.

Clark’s big hang ups this episode are escaped Phantom Zone prisoners and something to do with Lex. Isn’t that what is always is? I think Superman and the Phantom Zone are kind of like the US and the Mexico border. Damn preachy show. Next, I’ll find how the Olsen Twins and Uncle Jesse relate to the post WW2 Soviet Union.

Flash stole some data from Lex. He then turned it over to Kermit the Frog. It was when Kermit has amnesia and the thought he was a business frog. But what would Kermit want with Lex Luthor’s data?

Good one, Lex. He knew the Flash would strike again for more data. How do you bring down a man with a lightning bolt on his back? Electrify him. Nicely done.

There’s Aquaman and some other guy.

“I underestimated (blank), it won’t happen again.” Does anyone use this phrase as often as they do in TV and movies? It seems like a fun thing to bring into everyday conversation. For example, “I underestimated French Toast, it won’t happen again.”

Aquaman got really excited when he heard Lex’s facility is down by the docks. Either he’s happy that his powers will be of some use, or he’s looking for a good time with some sailors. It could even be both.

Cyborg? Who the heck is Cyborg? Besides, you know, the obvious. From Wikipedia: “Vic Stone (Cyborg) was the son of a pair of scientists who decided to use him as a test subject for various intelligence enhancement projects.” That sounds extremely ethical.

The crudely formed Justice League rescued the Flash and blew up a building. Then there was a commercial break. Now there are a whole bunch of feeling going on between Kermit and Lois. Yawn. That’s not a shirtless Aquaman. Wait, that’s not what I want either.