Relationships are forced on another episode of Beauty and the Geek.

The guys must go clothes shopping for themselves! Their beauty partners will be playing fashion consultants before the geeks make like a tree and get out of there. The geeks are set loose in an upscale boutique, so you know they cater to all sizes. That’s not true at all. They cater to un-fat people.

The geeks are very hairy men. The haircuts will be supremely important. In fact, haircuts are supremely important for everyone. You don’t want it to get stuck in an escalator, do you?

Mario plays with his hands a lot. Hey, I play with my hands a lot too. Internet, tell me what that means! Hmmm, I can only find stuff about Clab Your Hands Say Yeah. That’s okay with me. Did you know they have a new album coming out this month?

The girls need to sell the newly fashioned guys at an auction next.

Hold on a second here. Nate has never used deodorant before. Ever. He doesn’t even know how to put it on. That is disgusting. Imagine that smell in your mind.

This episode has been surprisingly dull and uninteresting.

The beauties make it a point to lounge around the house is very little clothing, like girls in slumber party movies. Thus, this show loses all credibility as that never happens.

Andrea and Matt got kicked out. Who were they? Who cares. I’m sick of this show.