Can you believe that Lost is finally here? Hooray.

We start off in the flashback of a new character. We are at the Other’s camp at the time our main character’s plane went down. They have pine trees at their well maintained camp. Henry Gale is certainly in charge, and instructs everyone on how to infiltrate the survivors. Man, I missed this show.

Flash quickly to…doctor…something…I can’t think of his name. See what your break did to me, Lost? I forgot Matthew Fox’s character’s name. Anywho, his wife was cheating on him in the flashback, and now he is trapped in a dark detention center.

Kate is on the bathroom floor, probably after drinking too much Dharma brand vodka.

Sawyer, the unlucky guy he is, gets stuck in a cage outside. They have all been injected or had blood drawn or something. They have little ouchies covered by band-aids. Sawyer has a big food button that doesn’t give food, but gave him a nice shock. He’s like the monkey with the boxes and the banana hanging above him.

Jack and his wife are now going through divorce proceedings. He made her walk just so she can walk out on him. Ouch.

Kate was forced to take a shower, and now her clothes are gone. In their place, a sun dress. She might be better off with the Others. Now she gets to have a meal with Henry Gale on an empty beach? If Kate doesn’t want that, I’ll take it.

Henry let Kate know that the next two weeks are going to be very unpleasant. What does that mean? You know, you waste an awful lot of your time asking questions about Lost. Just let it happen. Let it wash over you, like a calming wave of vanilla pudding. You’ll feel better.

Jack, in flashbacks, is trying to find out the name of the man his wife was cheating with. And, back in the present time, his dad’s voice is coming through the busted intercom in his cell.

Some blue shirted fellow in another cage escaped and let Sawyer loose. He was quickly shot in the neck with a dart. Blue shirt was made to apologize to Sawyer for involving him in his own escape attempt. That Others can sure act polite sometimes.

Ooooh, so mean. Jack has been refusing to eat or drink water. To do so, he would need to sit at the other side of the room. Which he finally gave in and did. At which point, the Other girl walked out of the room with the food. Nice.

Rats, she was going through the other door. At which point, Jack ran and tackled her. It’s Henry Gale to the rescue. Or not. Jack opens up a door that makes water rush into wherever they are. So they’re under water?

Sawyer figured out how to get his food pellets. Good for him. Kate also got put into a cage next to him. So that’s kind of a reward for him. I hate Kate.

Jack is in the Hydra station, which is under water. Mystery girl is named Julia. Henry Gale is named Ben. Hey, what happened to Locke? Did he explode? Oh, right. What did I write about asking questions?