I don’t get nearly as much grief about hating the Gilmore Girls as I do for hating One Tree Hill, even though I hate those Gilmore Girls so much more. Oh so much more.

Luke just punched Christopher.

It seems that the Aerie Girls are watching the CW shows tonight as well, and talking casually about it while sitting on a couch and drinking from mugs. Don’t you really want to buy something from American Eagle right now? They watch what you watch! Don’t you want to buy some Aric right now? No, that doesn’t work.

Rory is upset because she wants to go see her boyfriend in London right now, after he left only one or two days ago. Instead, he already bought her a ticket for Christmas. What a bad boyfriend, bringing her over for Christmas in London. I would be upset too. Idiot. That doesn’t seem harsh enough. IDIOT! No, capital letters isn’t doing it either. I’ll try to think of another way to say it.

In a ridiculously hilarious situation, that wacky Kirk set up an out door cafe across the street from Luke’s wrecked restaurant. Kirk crashed a car into Luke’s restaurant last week, which is why it is wrecked. Oh ho ho ho ho, that’s Kirk for you. A character based solely on the need to be contrary to other people’s wants.

Lorelai is upset about Luke still, her fiancé she pissed off by sleeping with someone else. Maybe she shouldn’t have stepped out of character and slept with somebody else.

Oh no, Rory and her now married rocker friend are talking about sex. Married girl had sex once with her boyfriend in the sand in Mexico and now she has sworn off sex forever. Please stop talking about sex. You’re not in a Woody Allen movie.

Luke and Lorelai had an uncomfortable conversation in the middle of the street. How many of these awkward moments will we have to be bored with through this season?

Lorelai has gone about creating an Asian themed night for Rory, because she and Logan couldn’t go on their Asia trip since he went to London. It’s also busy work to keep Lorelai’s mind off of her many stupid mistakes. Silly her, that’s when Rory finds out that Lorelai cheated on Luke. Well, they were broken up. We will still call it cheated.

Duh, of course Rory’s stupid one time sex having friend is pregnant. I must be asleep at the wheel. I should have seen that coming.

You’re already making Lorelai and Luke friends again? That’s lazy writing, Gilmore Girls writers. You showed a lot of effort in keeping that up for a full two episodes.