This viewing of Veronica Mars is sponsored by Julia Honeyman for Watch Veronica Mars.

This season of Veronica Mars starts us in on Veronica’s first day of college. She just showed up everyone in her criminology class, including the TA. That must be an easy A for her, like Intro to Theater is for everyone else.

Maybe I wasn’t forced to watch enough Veronica Mars last season, but Veronica and Logan are doing an awful lot of kissing. Is that normal?

Wallace just met his new roommate, name of Piz? Pez? All secondary characters must go by a weird nickname. But Piz/ez got all his stuff stolen from his car. Who you gonna call?

Piz. It’s Piz. That’s as stupid a name as the Nintendo Wii.

Moe is Wallace’s RA. He says “frack” instead of regular swear words. What? Huh? Oh, yeah. You’re right. He is a geek.

In a continuing storyline from last season, girls on campus are getting raped. That means lots of fun and light hearted storylines are headed our way.

It is a real comfort to know what the fake corporate made Aerie Girl characters think about the TV show I am watching. What a wonderful marketing ploy. You really are paying attention to me and who I am, advertisers.

So Veronica and Logan just finished having sex. That seems kind of unnecessary when it’s written like that.

Parker is Mac’s roommate. Mac is one of Veronica’s friends from high school that I don’t remember. Parker is a valley girl. Is that what they’re still called? That’s what they were called about 20 years ago.

Ahhhh, Mac was Beaver’s girlfriend. Beaver is the one who blew up the bus and then Supermaned himself off the top of a building.

We won’t have to remember Parker’s name for much longer. She probably stole Piz’s stuff. Or it was the guy who “bought” Piz’s guitar. That’s probably more likely. Oh Ockham. You and your razor will prevail once again.

Keith has been escorting some criminal across country the whole episode. It was uninteresting, so I didn’t bother talking about it. Until the man he was escorting shoots his own wife and then starts shooting at Keith. I wish I understood who this dude was.

And how do you end the episode? Parker got raped. Hooray! Good happy times are here.