Heroes has five ordinary people finding their extraordinary powers. Invincibility, bending space and time, and other generic powers.

I’m already out of the loop after missing only one episode. That is not awesome nor cool. The Asian man who can stop time stole a comic book in New York and is now running away. The comic book is about him. That doesn’t give a right to steal it. Some “hero.”

Then a woman woke up in a garage full of murder. Did she cause the murder? Maybe the video camera will tell us. Or maybe it will just have the Screech sex tape on it. Oh no!

Someone murdered an Indian fellow’s professor father. But that’s not important. The invincible cheerleader would have been killed from a hit by a football player. You know, if she wasn’t invincible. She pulled out some Death Becomes Her moves and spun her head back around.

Hey hey, the garage of murder is clean and keys to a nice red convertible were left behind. Oh, all the bloody bodies were in the trunk. So maybe it’s not so nice.

The time and space guy found the man who drew the comic book, who can draw future events before they happen. But the top of his head had been chopped off. That, I was not expecting. I saw the trail of blood leading into the other room, and the gun the time man stupidly picked up, but none of that lead me to imagine what I would see. That’s pretty great.

Yeow, the skull sawed off incident isn’t singular. Of course, this guy was frozen while eating breakfast. Perhaps he was shocked by the high cost of name brand cereals. They aren’t cheap, after all.

Murder garage brought her kid along while she drove to the desert to bury her bodies. At least they are doing things together.

Wait a minute now, was all this in the future? A bomb destroyed New York, but the time guy stopped time at that point and went back in time. So was he just in the future, or was everyone else there too? Damn super powers. Obey the laws of the universe!