Supernatural starts its new season tonight. The first season ended on a somewhat half hearted note. This episode seems to pick up well enough though, right where we left off. After a semi rammed Sean’s car, with dad inside too.

Dean is okay and walking around. Wait, scratch that. Dean is lying in a hospital bed, but he is also standing up and looking down at himself. Something, I dare say, isn’t right here.

Sam is okay, their dad is okay, and Dean suffered serious trauma. I can’t call them Sean if one is awake and one is in a little mini sort of coma.

Daddy Sean is worried about his precious gun, and not his dying son. That rhymes. Maybe a character will make a rap about it.

Ooooh, Sean’s dad wanted a bunch of supplies to summon a demon to the hospital, not ward it off. Poppy wants a showdown. And Dean just “Swayzed” a glass to the ground. If they are summoning a demon, that means someone could still die! Yippie!

“If I can grab it, I can kill it.” If someone ever says that to you, run away.

Dean has an almost dead friend to keep him company as he tries to figure out what is going on. There is a scary ghost who likes to be around dying people too. It doesn’t talk and also has breasts. So, almost the perfect women. Except it is a ghost.

Haha, just kidding. Ladies should be able to vote. I will see to it.

Sam just used an Ouija board to talk to Dean. It wasn’t like the pottery scene in Ghost, but what is?

Reaper! The almost dead girl that Dean is hanging out with is a reaper in disguise. This show likes to use pretty girls as bad guys in disguise.

Sean’s dad, you just had to go and summon the demon of all demons, didn’t you? He’s making a deal with the devil now. Literally. There are not too many times that that phrase can be taken literally.

Oh no, Daddy Sean is going to trade places with Dean! That will be his deal with the demon, and he will die! I’m calling that!

The demon just took over the reaper’s body, which is a no-no. No matter, Dean is awake. What of daddy? We’ll see if I am right, after the break of course.

Dean doesn’t remember anything that happened while he was out of his body, now that he is better. And daddy is alive. Boo, I hate being wrong. Almost as much as I coconut. Man, coconut is awful.

Pop Pop had to trade the magic “kill anything” gun to the demon to save Dean, but he had to do more than that. But what? What did he do? What is he doing? Why is he doing?

He whispered it to Dean! What did he whisper? Tell us!

He’s dead! I win! Now that is how you start a season. Are you listening to me, One Tree Hill? This show is great.