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The Office!

Oh no! Ryan is a permanent employee! Jim is gone! Pam still planned on marrying Roy! That’s how you start a season.

Oh, and Michael found out that Oscar is gay. This episode is going to cause so much cringing. It’s awesome.

Jim transferred to the Stanford office, where he meets Ed Helms of the daily show. Ed calls Jim “Big Tuna” because Jim had a tuna sandwich for lunch. Man, I hate those guys. What a perfect show.

Michael needs to find out who else in the office is gay, so he knows who he can say offensive things around.

I have laughed out loud on at least 4 to 12 occasions already. No show even comes close to the joy I get from The Office.

Okay, Pam didn’t actually go through with the wedding. She and Roy decided to call it off. And thus, Roy grew a beard and became an alcoholic. Thus proving, Jim is better than Roy. Because, you know, no beard and booze. I think I’ll name a bar that. Welcome to the Beard and Booze? No beard? No booze.

Jan came down to talk to Michael. Which somehow ends up with Michael sending Dwight to find gay porn. Huh, when I go back and read this stuff, it sounds a lot more like tragedy than comedy.

Michael, to make amends with Oscar, decided that kissing him on the lips would be the best way to bridge the gap. That’s what he said.

The Office is back, boys and girls! Rejoice and be gay. And by gay, I mean happy.