I have a feeling that this episode of Dark Angel will center around dog, or “dawg” as the episode title calls him. I know I’m going to hate this episode. I just know it.

Wow, look at that tiny CD they’re using! That’s the future alright!

There is this big driving plot to this show about transgenic freedom. Transgenics are super people created in labs with barcodes on the back of their neck. You could go into the store and buy them like a bag of spinach. We must hunt down and kill all these lose bags of spinach.

Teens in hoodies are chasing down the big bag of spinach, I mean, the big dawg. He was peeping at a blind girl. These well mannered teens dressed in their finest hoodies were just protecting their neighborhood. Or “hood” as the stars of rap music like to call it.

The dawg escaped with the blind girl into the sewers. Police and government officials are now hunting down the ugly transgenic. Sorry, that was a low blow. I meant to say that they are hunting down the ugly dawg man.

The government is evil, the gangs are evil, the police are evil, everyone is evil! I hate the future so much!

In the future, people use computers with symbols of apples on them. I assume that apples are currency in the future and hamburgers taste like motor oil.

I think I know by Dark Angel failed. Because Alias came along and was much better. Why ride a mule when a car goes faster and makes a sweeter smell?

Awww, bad government guy killed the dawg’s blind girl and framed him for it. Meh. Time to watch TV on my own terms. Come to me, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.