People claiming to be Kyle XY’s real parents have shown up! Someone stole him from them a while ago. It is probably the same people who stole his belly button.

Kyle XY sleeps in a bathtub. Didn’t Mork sleep in something funny too? Maybe I’m thinking of ALF.

Kyle XY is confused by the concept of church. Oh, an outsider’s view of the human race. What a unique twist! That has never been explored before. Except by the Greeks. And the Egyptians. And everyone else everywhere always.

Mystery people wearing dark clothing in a dark office are planning to take Kyle XY out. Maybe they’ll give him a belly piercing, so he can fit in. They can also let the little troll, who is messing with his deep dark vocal cords, out of his body.

The DNA test matched Kyle XY with his supposed real parents. Being confused, he goes to church, which confuses him more. Whenever I am confused, I take a plane down to NASA headquarters and start asking about rocket science.

Kyle XY must be allergic to rags, because he passed right out when someone placed one over his mouth and nose. There’s your proof that he is an alien.

The guy who stole Kyle XY just now was a friend of his who was trying to help him remember his past, so he dragged him to the woods where he was found. That’s the perfect way to get shot at by the people from the dark office, plotting against everything. Can’t they just leave everything well enough alone?

Kyle XY learned why people were trying to kill him and why he doesn’t remember anything from his past. Even though he narrates the show, and everything is seen through his eyes, we are kept in the dark. As for consistency in story telling, at least this show is consistently stupid. Swish! Nothing but net!

Did you just insult the girl you are cheating with while she was standing behind you? And then, after that, she confronted you on it with some strong words? And also, while all of that is going on, the girl was holding a brightly colored cup full of liquid? Finally, were you surprised when she threw the drink in your face? Then you’re an idiot.

So Kyle XY has found his real family. I guess that’s the end of the show. Everything is solved. I’ll see you next week for whatever else ABC comes up with.

It turns out Kyle XY’s parents aren’t really his parents, but he knows that, they know he knows, and I’ll be in Scotland afore ye.

As it turns out, Kyle XY didn’t exist before the night he doesn’t remember. Kyle XY was a failed scientific experiment. There, everything is wrapped up nice and neat. There’s the end of the series for you.

Oh no, the people in dark clothing are growing a Kyle XX! The show must go on.