It is time once again for one of my new favorite shows, Supernatural. Join me as we discover supernatural mysteries along with Dean and Sam, who I call Sean. Is that clear? Good, because it’s time to travel to Richardson, Texas two months ago.

Some fool kids have stumbled upon what looks to be the cabin from Evil Dead. Since they were looking for it at night, they were wise and only brought one flashlight. I mean, they were stupid and only brought one flashlight. That is enough to combat a freshly hung corpse in the root cellar of Satan’s house.

As fun as it may seem, never go trick or treating to Satan’s house. He only gives out pennies and pencils.

Sean is starting a prank war with himself, which will add a nice subtext to the episode.

The kids from Satan’s house logged their thoughts at HellHoundsLair.com. The house eats women and hangs them. I think Jay-Z does that too. He might have a website somewhere.

Supposedly, the hell house belonged to a farmer who ran out of food or some such thing, so he murdered his daughters. That way they wouldn’t suffer by starving to death. I gather that the farmer lived before the time of DVD players, so he couldn’t rent Alive.

Sean ran into the HellHoundsLair.com webmasters at the hell house. They are doing their own investigation, and smoking pot. Not in that order. The other order.

Some random girl was dared to grab a jar from the hell house cellar. My heart is actually beating kind of fast. It is spooky. Then the dead farmer strung her up. He was laughing a little. The HellHoundsLair.com guys must have left some of their pot behind.

Sean uses his brain and brings one flashlight, but two shotguns. Two shotguns equal a billion flashlights. Now you know, incase you get a question like that on the SATs.

Aside from the short length of rope for hanging women folk, the farmer keeps an axe for the fellas. Emily Post probably wrote something about that in her etiquette guide.

The local record shop employee created the mystery of the hell house. He fabricated the first hung girl and the satanic symbols painted all over it. The dead farmer decided to stop letting the no good punks running on his lawn have all the fun, and helped himself to a heaping helping of terror.

Sam came out of the shower with just a towel on. Enjoy that, ladies.

The farmer came to life because of a symbol painted on the hell house wall. With enough concentration and belief, it has been known to bring golems and spirits to life. With the website, there is a lot of concentration and belief on the hell hosue. I wonder how I can hook Make Me Watch TV up with that kind of power. Can you folks believe me up a mansion? Thanks in advance.

The ghost changes according to what people read and believe on the website. Being the smart lad he is, Sean got the HellHoundsLair.com boys to put up a story about the ghost’s weakness on their website. This actually created the weakness in the spirit. That is smart writing.

The website crashed on the brothers, so the posted story didn’t take. Sean wasn’t aware of this when they went back to the hell house, guns blazing. Solution? Burn the house down. How can a ghost sleep when his beds are burning? How can he dance while the Earth is turning?

The episode ends with the HellHoundsLair.com boys driving off to a movie deal in Hollywood that doesn’t exist. We all feel like we’re doing that sometimes, don’t we? Awww, that’s deep. I know. I said it.