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Alias: A Broken Heart

AliasHello, guys and dolls. This evening’s viewing of Alias will not be brought to you live, as my cable modem has taken a nose dive into the lowest reaches of hell. So I am watching now, at 7 PM, and uploading it whenever my internet decides that it wants to work again.

When we last left our main character, Syd, she and Anna just looked into a mystery lockbox in the middle of a football field. What is it? Time to find out.

It is a piece of paper that is being slowly destroyed by a chemical substance. Syd and Anna had to memorize the number before it was gone. Syd gave the CIA and SD6 the correct code. SD6 are the bad guys. That probably stands for Scrappy Doo 6. The sixth iteration of the Scrappy Doo clone. Evil!

The binary code led to some building in Spain. Not a House of Pancakes. Do they have those in Spain? They are delicious.

Oh, it’s a church! I thought it would lead them to the rain on the plain.

Syd picked up a piece of stained glass that looked relevant, until it was dropped when Anna attacked her. Are you in a TV show? Then there will always be someone behind you. Remember that.

Syd won. Her reward? Going back to her pedestrian life and helping Syd’s friend spy on her boyfriend. Conclusion? He is cheating on her. That isn’t as exciting as fighting. Get back to the fighting.

Don’t worry. Quickly enough, we are off to Morocco. While spying on some guy meeting some other guy, their bodyguard recognized Syd. Fighting happened, one of Syd’s partners was killed, that’s just Morocco for you. Probably.

After the rough times in Morocco, it is time for a relaxing meal with your father. I mean, it’s time for a meal with your father where he stands you up. And he didn’t have to work like he said. He was just sitting in a car across from the restaurant. He might have been eating a Big Mac or something. I would cancel dinner too if I already had a Big Mac. Those things are big.

It is time to stop a bad guy from planting an explosive on a Nobel Peace Prize winner. The winner was drugged (winners don’t use drugs, by the way) and taken away by “ambulance” which Syd followed on yellow motorcycle.

The bad guys are actually implanting the explosives in the winner.


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  1. So, is something getting sponsored again? Cause I don’t feel like getting duped again…

    Comment by Charles — August 1, 2006 #

  2. I think that if you are allowing someone to “sponser” a show that you should a least post how much they BOUGHT you for! You are losing people who were once interested in this site by allowing this practice. And 2000 votes to override it! As you said, one group got 1000 once, so

    Comment by ShelliBear35 — August 1, 2006 #

  3. (this is a continuation of my last note)

    so how do you expect a group to get 2000 which is twice as much when you are outcasting your fans?

    Comment by ShelliBear35 — August 1, 2006 #

  4. The rules are the rules. Anyone can sponsor any timeslot of $5 per half hour. This hasn’t changed from the day this site started.

    The 2000 votes addition is to give the voters a chance against the sponsors.

    So instead of complaining, you can either sponsor the time slot or get your friends to vote too. Neither is terribly difficult to do.

    Comment by Aric McKeown — August 1, 2006 #

  5. Why are so many people complaining?

    Comment by MW — August 2, 2006 #

  6. Why are you all getting so riled up, its ridiculous.
    Stop all the Whining!

    Comment by Nikki — August 2, 2006 #

  7. Yes. Shutup you people.
    Get lives, stop taking this so seriously.

    Comment by Jake — August 3, 2006 #

  8. Ha, Alias is winning by a landslide. Go Alias!

    Comment by Ben — August 3, 2006 #

  9. Go Alias! It’s kicking ass!

    Comment by Sandra — August 3, 2006 #

  10. yeah you should not watch veronica mars.
    im mad at that show for continuing and alias ends. :’(
    oh well, it was jen’s decision i think too. i miss her.
    i think of it every day.
    so a broken heart is an awesome episode. haha the market place scene is funny, well when syd is in it.
    then the scene at the santa monica pier is soooo sad.
    whenever i see the pier i think of her.
    and everwood…well it was an okay show.
    but ALIAS wins!!!

    Comment by TiM! the ALIASHOLIC — August 3, 2006 #

  11. Alias forever!!! Simply the BEST!!!

    Comment by eliane — August 3, 2006 #

  12. yeah we’re winning!

    Comment by ALIAS4life — August 3, 2006 #

  13. as it should be! as it should be!!

    Comment by juniorfreelancer_47 — August 3, 2006 #

  14. Just so you know, I’ve told my friends to vote, like I always do, and I’ve posted links various places, but the response has basically been, “What’s the point?”

    Comment by Julia — August 4, 2006 #

  15. well, Alias seems to be doing it allright. people have been told to vote for it and it is winning!

    Comment by paul — August 4, 2006 #

  16. I think the bitter VM fans need to stop complaining about this sponsoring system. first of all, this is a voluntary site, no one i s forcing you to be here; second, what is stopping you from sponsoring. It is fair, it is just.

    Comment by Gonzo — August 4, 2006 #

  17. It could of been an Everwood fan who was complaining though….

    Comment by MW — August 5, 2006 #

  18. yeah- even so…

    Comment by Gonzo — August 5, 2006 #

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