Grey’s Anatomy starts out to the musical background of Nellie McKay. If you haven’t listened to Get Away From Me, what have you been doing?

Oh no! Millie from Freaks and Geeks is dying on Grey’s Anatomy! There is also some fella who keeps having mini-seizures, but he says he is just psychic. That’s a great excuse. I’m going to use that when I get old. I didn’t mess my pants, I’m psychic.

Oh Grey, you should know better than to get hung up on a surgeon. They like too much excitement. Like bacon and sausage for breakfast! I mean, two pork sides for breakfast? That’s crazy?

All of the interns are having a bad day. Now I’m no doctor, but I would have to believe that there are more bad days than good in a hospital. I mean, just look at the food! Huh? Huh? I’m like one of those stand-up comics on the comedy channel with comedy.
Millie needs a new heart valve from a pig, but she is Jewish Orthodox. Weird, she was very strictly religious in Freaks and Geeks too. What boring typecasting.

There are too many characters in this show. Producers, please eliminate 12.

One patient has breast cancer and is pregnant. So either she dies and her baby lives, or her baby dies and she maybe also sorta dies. She could use a saving throw right about now. Where did I put my pocket protector?

Do you equate Pringles with everlasting love? I didn’t think so.

The news reporters love to say “a big jump at the pump” in regards to gas prices. If you want to be newsworthy, make sure your event can make a cute rhyme.

The interns of Grey’s Anatomy sure find a lot of time to sit around and discuss things. There are certainly people lounging around the waiting room for two hours. Get to it! Our GameBoys have a limited amount of battery power!