I’m watching Veronica Mars on a Tuesday? How weird is that?

This seems very familiar. This might be the first episode of Veronica Mars that I had seen. Maybe the second one. We can see if things make a little more sense this time around.

Veronica is being hired to find a missing bride. I imagine that I made a Julia Roberts quip the last time I was forced to watch this episode. Maybe I even went for a Jennifer Wilbanks joke. Neither is terribly original. I should try harder.

I forgot that Logan filmed some “bum fight” videos. The guy wants to break into the pictures, can you blame him? You can learn a lot about action by getting bums to fight. Expect the unexpected. There will always be bodily fluids involved.

Veronica found the runaway bride’s car abandoned in the parking lot of an all-night diner. Maybe it isn’t abandoned at all! Those cups of coffee are endless until you leave the diner. She is probably still in there drinking coffee.

Oddly, the word “penis” has been spoken many times this episode. Sure, I say it as often as some people say “the,” but you don’t hear it on TV too often.

Logan is dating some girl that I don’t know. I remember thinking she was Veronica Mars the first time around. I’m not making the same mistake this time, but I’m not any clearer.

Veronica found another local PI who was tailing the missing bride during her bachelorette party. That probably means something.

The bride was found! Everything is wrapped up, including the school bus explosion, the incorporation of Neptune, and the trial of Aaron Eckles. I’m only fooling. Not even one of those things was wrapped up.

Ah ha ha. Vinnie, the bowling PI, constructed a few situations to make the bride run off to see her old boyfriend. Vinnie was hired by the groom to make the bride seem unfaithful. That’s love for you.

This is a little more fun when you know the plot. Just like swimming is also more fun to do after you learn how to swim first.