Actor, director, and writer James Gunn has chosen my TV watching schedule for Monday, July 31st. You may recognize his name from the writing credits on Dawn of the Dead, Tromeo and Juliet, or Slither. He also was the man behind the camera on both Tromeo and Juliet and Slither. He even starred in Lollilove with his wife and The Office star, Jenna Fischer.

As the writer of Dawn of the Dead, James Gunn has a very good handle on horror. The weak hearted may want to turn away now, as the rest behold the horror of the July 31st TV schedule!

7:00 to 7:15
54 – BET – Waiting to Exhale

7:15 to 7:30
19 – Shalom Scripture Studies

7:30-7:45
20 – Olivet United Methodist

7:45-8:00
23 – WGN – America’s Funniest Home Videos

8:00 – 8:15
99 UNI-E – Barrera de Amor

8:15 – 8:30
24 QVC – PM Style

8:30-8:45
57 – USA – WWE Monday Night Raw

8:45-9:00
56 – EWTN – Holy Rosary with Mother Angelica

And, if you could, as a final project, please rank the 15 minute intervals from most to least unbearable.

Thanks for travelling to the farthest reaches of the cable channel frontier, going where those of us with weaker constitutions dare not.

Godspeed,

James Gunn