With 69% of the vote, Veronica Mars wins again for this week’s weekend DVD watching. Poor Alias fans. I think they have lost their way. With my computer DVD player all worked out, let us begin!

Oooo, we start off by learning a codename for the popular kids. They are called the 09ers. That’s because they live in the 90909 zip code. Ick, looks like Paris Hilton is an 09er. Can they quarantine an entire zip code? She is also dating Logan.

Weevil busted in on the 09er beach party because it was in his backyard. Weevil’s grandma is Logan’s housekeeper. There was a little back and forth about your grandma this and your dirty room that. Dang, you do not bust on another man’s dirty room!

The next day, grandma is arrested for credit card fraud. Logan’s credit card. Everyone thinks Weevil did it. Probably because his name is Weevil. Watch this! Take away the “w” and what do you get? Eevil. That’s evil with an extra “e.” Hitler didn’t even get an extra “e.” This dude must be bad business.

The sheriff and Veronica’s dad, who’s name I always forget, have a little tiff in the local diner. We’ll call Veronica’s dad Hank.

Veronica is checking up on Weevil. She’s trying to condemn him. Or vindicate him. Weevil probably doesn’t know what “vindicate” means.

Today, Veronica joins newspaper class because of her attitude. She is going to take pictures, which she has a bit of experience in. If she can take pictures of things that aren’t hotels is another story.

Oh no, Veronica is taking pictures on a story Duncan Kane is writing. It’s tough when you have to work with your ex-boyfriend whose father was accused by your father for the death of your best friend. That’s a mouthful.

Weevil just confessed to the crime. Veronica doesn’t think he did it, but some people don’t like to see their grandmas rot in jail.

One of the new 09ers doesn’t know well enough to stay way from Veronica. This fellow, Troy, is helping Veronica change a flat. This all leads to Duncan driving Veronica to the surf competition. Not like when you drive someone to madness. That takes more time.

On the way back from the surf competition, they get pulled over by the police. They want to impound the car because of a bunch of parking tickets. Parking tickets from Lilly Kane. You know, before she was murdered. Comfortable!

Veronica gave up her friends to stick by her dad after he accused Duncan’s dad of murder. That is why she has no friends. Maybe BO too. I can’t tell through the TV.

Veronica and Hank put on a little acting to find out a bit more about these mystery credit card charges. Looks like they were signed for by Logan’s girlfriend, Paris Hilton. Who knew Paris Hilton knew how to write? ZING!

Misguided 09er Troy invited Veronica and Wallace to a party he is having. That’s kind of nice. I suspect a trick. If you always suspect a trick, you never get fooled. Unless the tricker suspects that you think you will be tricked. Then they won’t trick you. Or trick you double. Yowza. That’s some hardcore tricking.

Veronica and Logan are trying to figure out the same thing. Turns out Paris has been cheating on Logan with Weevil’s cousin. He is the one who has been committing credit card fraud. It was to impress Paris. I bet you could impress Paris Hilton pretty easily. Some simple math, for instance. Because she’s stupid, get it? I actually explained that in case Paris Hilton reads this.

Logan and the 09ers found Weevil’s cousin trying to run off with Paris Hilton. Running is like walking, Paris Hilton, only faster.

Weevil found Logan and gang about to stick it to his cousin. Turns out, Weevil wants the joy of beating up his cousin. There are people casually walking their dogs on the beach while this beat `em up session is happening. That leads me to believe it is a common occurrence.

Veronica caught on to a piece of evidence about Lilly Kane’s murder. Through digging into her traffic tickets, Veronica found out that Lilly was photographed two hours after her estimated time of death. That leaves the entire Kane family without an alibi for the time of Lilly’s murder.

Oh, and Paris got the cold shoulder from the 09ers. Once one member gets the clap, they all get it. Or because of the biker affair. Whatever.