Whew, it came down to the wire, but House, M.D. tied Kathy Griffin Is…Not Nicole Kidman. I’ll give you one guess at which show I am choosing to watch. Also, I got to watching TV a little late because of birthday business. But remember I watched TV for three hours yesterday? So, we’re all square now. You hear? Good. Now let’s get on to grumpy doctors!

House is treating a fellow with a swollen tongue…oh no! House just got shot! I thought this was a rerun. Looks like we are at the beginning of a season thrill-nale. Thrill-nally. Fin-thrill-ality. I can’t think of a good made up word, so we’ll stick with season finale.

The fellow who shot House is a former patient. I am not recalling this. Even if I had seen an episode with this patient, I can assure you I would not remember it. No, the former patient stated his relationship very plainly.

House is alive, and he’s still trying to solve the swollen tongue guy’s problem. This is bugging me because my tongue has been all sensitive and bumpy today. Maybe the show is trying to tell me something. Is my tongue trying to kill me?

The shooter wanted to see House live so he would suffer. In response to this, House shut off the shooter’s morphine. House is one bad mama jama.

Okay, the story went like this. Man wife sick. Man admit affair to House. Affair not help with diagnosis. House cure wife. Wife learn about affair from House. Wife kill self. Man shoot House. Caught up? Good. The tongue guy’s eye just popped out because too much blood built up behind it. Can’t say I was expecting that.

When they opened House up, they messed with some brain slash light coma stuff to cure his pain. He’s walking without a cane, his stitches don’t bother him, and he is seeing people that aren’t there. Whoops, that’s a side effect.

This is the grossest episode of House, M.D. ever. When they ask the post-op swollen tongue eye popped guy if he can urinate, you know something bad is going to happen. So he starts yelling, “Athmameang,” which means “It’s swelling.” Doctor goes down to take a look. Blood filled scrotum explodes in doctor’s face. It is almost like it is some elaborate prank. They should sell it in joke stores. I have cringed so many times this episode!

House is certainly losing his mind. None of us can be sure that anything we have seen so far is real. Hopefully that means blood ball explosions aren’t real either. That would ease my attempts to sleep tonight.

Whew, it was all a fever dream or something. House beat his own mind and regained consciousness. But he is also still very much shot. Oh House, I bet you’re grumpy about being shot.