I switched computers so that I am in front of the big TV now, and I have caught the beginning of House, M.D. This is another show I have never seen before. I will assume that every episode starts off with someone coming down with a mysterious illness. Like how someone dies at the beginning of every Six Feet Under.

House seems grumpy. I can relate to him. House already sounds like a nickname. I will have to give him a different nickname.

The mysterious illness this episode is some allergic reaction that occurred around nothing that could cause a reaction. House thinks people are lying. He thinks everyone is lying.

Teenage boyfriend is lying. House was right about somebody lying. Teenage boyfriend snuck into mystery sickness girl’s clean room at night and did the deed with her. You know, when a lady and a fella lay down together?

Fella was taking penicillin for fun. For fun? Anyway, she is allergic to it, and it transferred through his fun boy juice. Oh, but she is having another reaction with no fun boy stuff in her. So House must always be wrong the first couple of times per episode.

House has a white board and he is trying to solve the problem. He also has a cane. House is a few steps away from being a pimp. I wonder if he has ever broken some bitch’s arm because she would not pay him.

House is living with some guy at the moment. He made him sit on the apartment stoop while he pleasured himself inside the apartment. This show has some serious issues with sex.

Now there is a commercial on about genital herpes. Excellent.

This show is great because I only have to remember one name. House! It is best if you say it like Haaauuuuse! Shaking your fist in the air is fun too.

There were just a bunch of computer graphics explaining a medical procedure. I do not understand the procedure, but it sure was pretty.

Just looked at the webcam. My mouth is hanging open and I look like an idiot. I must remember to shut my mouth and smile more. Creepy. House just said, “Everything sucks, might as well find something to smile about.” House is listening to my thoughts! Or just reading this blog.

Remember the girl at the beginning who this whole show is about? She is getting worse. No surprise there. House will find the solution. No worries.

Yep, House solved everything. It was a pretty good show, but I do not see why I would keep coming back to it week after week. Hooray for House, M.D.