Now for a super simple show, Supernanny. There is a mommy, a daddy, little children, and a nanny. That is it. Easy to remember. This show has already got many points going for it.

There are three kids. Big, Medium, and Little. Easy to understand!

Little sounds like a dinosaur. A dinosaur that kicks dirt and misses mommy. Hey, Medium sounds like a dinosaur too! Dinosaur children! The future is now! Or the past is now! Little bites the couch when he angry too. The dinosaurs also know how to say “butthead.” This show is awesome!

Dinosaurs go in the breezeway when they are bad. Dinosaurs also eat out about 3 times a week. The people in the restaurants stare. They stare because they have never seen dinosaurs before. Even dinosaurs need nannies.

Nanny has these dinosaurs pegged! She is going to hunt them down and kill them!

Dinosaurs play football and hit their mothers with magic wands. They also have timeout spots.

Really, the dinosaur’s parents are terrible. You can not let a dinosaur walk around and spit out cereal unchecked. They must have boundaries. You see, dinosaurs must sleep in their own bed all by themselves. The can not choose to sleep with their parents. Dinosaurs must be independent. If they are not, they must go to their naughty spot.

The nanny seems impressed when the dinosaurs eat their dinner peacefully.

The daddy is terrible at handling dinosaurs. If the mommy leaves, the dinosaurs go tearing down the driveway, screaming at the top of their lungs. These guys would be great in a horror film. Oh, wait. Jurrasic Park. Damn.

When a dinosaur is playing with toy horses, he will not know when his mommy leaves. This is good information to know.

The nanny is now leaving. I have high hopes that the dinosaurs will rip their parents apart for bringing in a nanny. We will have to read about it in the news.